May 2nd, 2008
NOTE FROM CARL:
Top 5 WTF recently posted its 100th list.
It’s still fun… we’re still smiling…
but whoda thunk we’d ever get away with it?
It’s still fun… we’re still smiling…
but whoda thunk we’d ever get away with it?
The Top 8 Things We Thought
We’d See Before We Could Get
Away With 100 of These Lists
We’d See Before We Could Get
Away With 100 of These Lists
8> A right turn in NASCAR.
7> Filthy Ruminations list replaces the Bill of Rights.
6> “Glitter II.”
5> Receiving those naked pics of the “Babes of Little Fivers” calendar in my inbox.
4> Sufficiently drastic climate change to prompt a wave of attacks by penguin terrorists.
3> Pope Huckabee.
2> Queen Elizabeth II’s “40 Ounces To Freedom” tramp-stamp tattoo.
and the Number 1 Thing We Thought We’d See Before We Could Get Away With 100 of These Lists…
1> I’m not saying Hell would actually freeze over, but I had counted on at least one good cold snap.
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Credits:
Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 1 (2nd #1!)
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 2, 8
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, 4
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 6, 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
RUNNERS UP list — C Ya In The Funny Papers
An entire week with no Paris, Britney or LiLo.
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
An Oscar for Pauly, a Grammy for Sanjaya, and a landslide reelection for President Nader.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Homeland Security hasn’t caught up with us yet, which either says how sneaky we are or how inept they are. My vote is…
(Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)
If it’s gone this far without Carl or any of his contributors getting institutionalized, then that means THERE ARE NO THOUGHT POLICE!
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
The second, third and fourth comings of Jesus in a documentary filmed, directed and narrated by a svelte and mannerly Michael Moore.
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Tom Cruise goes on Oprah to serenade Dr. Phil with Peaches & Herb’s “Reunited.”
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
An Oscar for Pauly, a Grammy for Sanjaya, and a landslide reelection for President Nader.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Homeland Security hasn’t caught up with us yet, which either says how sneaky we are or how inept they are. My vote is…
(Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)
If it’s gone this far without Carl or any of his contributors getting institutionalized, then that means THERE ARE NO THOUGHT POLICE!
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
The second, third and fourth comings of Jesus in a documentary filmed, directed and narrated by a svelte and mannerly Michael Moore.
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Tom Cruise goes on Oprah to serenade Dr. Phil with Peaches & Herb’s “Reunited.”
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
