March 9th, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
Spring Cleaning time is upon us in the
Northern Hemisphere. Time to separate that
junk in the basement into “Trash”
“Goodwill” and “Surreal Craft Project” bins
again, eh? Hmmm… maybe that’s just me.
Northern Hemisphere. Time to separate that
junk in the basement into “Trash”
“Goodwill” and “Surreal Craft Project” bins
again, eh? Hmmm… maybe that’s just me.
The Top 7 Things We Made Out of
an Old Wiffle Ball, a Broken Rubber Band,
Three Candy Corns and a Tiny Stuffed
Shamu From Our 1990 Trip to Sea World
an Old Wiffle Ball, a Broken Rubber Band,
Three Candy Corns and a Tiny Stuffed
Shamu From Our 1990 Trip to Sea World
7> A clown that will scare the bejeezus out of the rotten kids next door.
6> A mobile that will make all those other daycare slugs jeal-OUS!
5> I can tell you one thing, I’m not going to lose my keys *this* time!
4> Little Peter’s Happy Day cod-piece liner.
3> An assemblage of all that was left in my apartment after I went out for drinks with those carnies.
2> One nervous donkey away from recreating the scene I awoke to behold from my drunken senior prom induced stupor.
and the Number 1 Thing We Made Out of an Old Wiffle Ball, a Broken Rubber Band, Three Candy Corns, and a Tiny Stuffed Shamu From Our 1990 Trip to Sea World…
1> A Thanksgiving centerpiece. Hey, my last name ain’t “Stewart”, bitch.
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Credits:
Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, Banner tag (4th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 4
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 5
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
