November 10th, 2006
NOTE FROM CARL:
After a particularly contentious and
bitter political cycle effectively
ended with this past Tuesday’s election
day here in the USA, we at Top5 WTF ask
America’s citizens to begin the healing
by reaching out to find common ground.
Or have everybody just point and laugh
at the same silly stuff –
that’s more our speciality.
bitter political cycle effectively
ended with this past Tuesday’s election
day here in the USA, we at Top5 WTF ask
America’s citizens to begin the healing
by reaching out to find common ground.
Or have everybody just point and laugh
at the same silly stuff –
that’s more our speciality.
The Top 7 Things We Can All Agree On
7> The ball is under the center cup. Definitely the center.
6> The proper name of Thailand’s capitol, “Krung Thep,” will never, ever supplant “Bangkok” in the English-speaking world.
5> When Jesus returns, it will be in the form of a paper drink umbrella.
4> Members of boy bands can still fulfill a vital social function as a source of protein.
3> Had there ever been such a thing, “Little House on the Prairie: The Musical” probably would have really sucked.
2> Miss Knowles, from sixth grade shop class? Totally hot!
and the Number 1 Thing We Can All Agree On…
1> That no matter how horny you are, the thought of a naked Rosie O’Donnell will knock you out of the mood in seconds flat.
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Credits:
Selected from 35 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1!)
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 3, 4
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — 5, 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6, Banner tag, RU List Name
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
RUNNERS UP list — Nonsensus
(A) Double negatives are usually misleading, and (B) nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Monkeys are cool.
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
Most of the time, life is *not* like a box of chocolates, although the substance it most resembles is roughly the same color.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
That nothing good can *ever* occur immediately after the phrase, “Hey y’all, watch this!”
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
The USRDA needs to redefine sugar as a vegetable. It comes from plants, right?
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
These pants make my ass look fat.
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
When guests are over, the children should never bring Mommy’s vibrator into the living room.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Runners Up list name
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Monkeys are cool.
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
Most of the time, life is *not* like a box of chocolates, although the substance it most resembles is roughly the same color.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
That nothing good can *ever* occur immediately after the phrase, “Hey y’all, watch this!”
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
The USRDA needs to redefine sugar as a vegetable. It comes from plants, right?
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
These pants make my ass look fat.
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
When guests are over, the children should never bring Mommy’s vibrator into the living room.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Runners Up list name
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
