February 2nd, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
Well Y2K didn’t end civilization as
advertised, but there’s still the Mayan
prediction of the end of this life cycle
in 2012. Five-plus years to The End…
what to do, what to do?
advertised, but there’s still the Mayan
prediction of the end of this life cycle
in 2012. Five-plus years to The End…
what to do, what to do?
The Top 7 Things to
Do Between Apocalypses
Do Between Apocalypses
7> Floss. On Judgement Day, details count.
6> Run up debts like crazy - they’ll never be able to collect!
5> Employ lessons learned from Y2K: 1) Variety is just as important as quantity; 2) Get a girlfriend before the *real* apocalypse; 3) Get a hibachi and some steak sauce in case 1 and 2 don’t work out.
4> Practice varying pitch, cadence and volume while repeatedly shouting “wolf!”
3> Put that, “Only 2147 days until the apocalypse” down-counter on my website because FEMA sure as hell isn’t going to warn anybody.
2> Start an emu farm. When the time comes, you’ll know why.
and the Number 1 Thing to Do Between Apocalypses…
1> Since the world’s going to end anyway, for once, dare to underestimate the power of soup.
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Credits:
Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1 (6th #1!)
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 2
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 3, 5, Topic
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, 7
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 6
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
RUNNERS UP list — Apocalympto
Lotion. You can never use too much lotion.
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
Nail 26 babes - one for each letter of the alphabet.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Take advantage of this second chance and finally read all those “Left Behind” books.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Use the reprieve to finish my work on, “Freecell! The Musical”
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Work on your sax riffs, so you’ll be stylin’ when you sit in with those 7 angels on trumpet.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
Nail 26 babes - one for each letter of the alphabet.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Take advantage of this second chance and finally read all those “Left Behind” books.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Use the reprieve to finish my work on, “Freecell! The Musical”
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Work on your sax riffs, so you’ll be stylin’ when you sit in with those 7 angels on trumpet.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
