April 28th, 2006



NOTE FROM CARL:
The title says it all… and then some.


The Top 7 Snapshots of Life in the
Alternate Plane of Existence Where the
Hokey Pokey Really Is What It’s All About


7> Pandemic of nerve injuries from overly-shaken feet.

6> Suddenly *everyone* thinks he’s a proctologist!

5> Prison cells are decorated in a rather trite, cliched style.

4> Endless sectarian strife between those who put their left hands in first and those who put their right hands in first.

3> “Hey, girl, you just go ahead and put your right foot in on the first date. But mark my words: You’ll never hear from him again.”

2> Non-conformists who insist on devoting their time to Ring Around the Rosy.

and the Number 1 Snapshot of Life in the Alternate Plane of Existence Where The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It’s All About…

1> Wacky soundtrack makes porn-viewing seem less deviant.




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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 1, 6 (2nd #1!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2, 4
Brad Osberg, Calgary, AB — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5, 7
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)