May 23rd, 2008



The Top 8 Signs You’ve
Got a Little Cap’n in You


8> Well, there’s your early morning kid’s show with the moose puppet. Of course, it’s not on TV or anything.

7> You poke your own eye out just so you can wear an eye patch.

6> Fat albino chicks really flip your switch.

5> Ummm, does waking up with a hangover and a sore butt and finding an eye patch and parrot droppings on the nightstand count?

4> You’ve never had a piano lesson in your life, but you can lay down licks from “Muskrat Love” like nobody’s business.

3> Just being called “Underpants” didn’t have the flair without the “Captain” in front of it.

2> Damn the geeks and their inane comparisons; you know damned well you could have kicked Picard’s bald French ass from one end of the galaxy to the other.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Got a Little Cap’n in You …

1> You crap crunchberries.




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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 1 (4th #1!)
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 2, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 3
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, 8, Banner tag
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny