April 18th, 2008



NOTE FROM CARL:
Man, I hate when that happens: the
night’s totally going your way, and then
you ask her if she wants anything from
Popeye’s on the way back to your place…


The Top 8 Signs Your Friend Was
Dating a Chicken in a Man/Woman Suit


8> She gets really agitated when you mention you’d really like to nail that chick.

7> She’s not a vegan yet she still won’t eat eggs.

6> She needed stitches every time she got a good-night peck on the cheek.

5> Begins crying hysterically when you order Eggs Benedict for breakfast.

4> You invite her to your place after dinner and she says “Not tonight, I’m molting”

3> He was strangely unresponsive to all of your friend’s moo-ing.

2> She was already a bit of a drama queen, but with this guy the sky was *always* falling.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Friend Was Dating a Chicken in a Man/Woman Suit …

1> Well, now that you think about it, she *did* seem kind of scatterbrained. And wore a lot of feathers in her outfit. And had a beak.




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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 3 (14th #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 6
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 4, 7
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 5, 8
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny