September 14th, 2007



NOTE FROM CARL:
WD-40… the Anti-Duct Tape!


The Top 8 Signs You Probably
Shouldn’t Have Used WD-40 on That


8> Now all your slacks have black crotch stains.

7> It moves much, much better… but it’s on fire now… and rubbing its eyes and howling.

6> You probably actually do want a certain amount of friction on your brake pads.

5> It doesn’t complement the caramel taste very well.

4> You’ve been working on this as quickly as possible between bouts of diarrhea, but you’re 98% certain that this is *not* the elusive eleventh herb or spice.

3> Dude, your kid’s gerbil is SUPPOSED to squeak!

2> Every time your daughter goes down the slide, she lands two blocks away.

and the Number 1 Sign You Probably Shouldn’t Have Used WD-40 On That…

1> The eggs won’t stay on your fork.




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 1, 3 (3rd #1!)
Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 2
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 3
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 3, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 4, 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8
Alex Calkins, Richmond, IN — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny