April 27th, 2007



The Top 8 Signs the Tooth Fairy
Is Moonlighting as a Cab Driver


8> She never stops by the house if it’s raining.

7> That beaded seat liner he sits on? Molars.

6> It’s hard to miss the vapor trail of unwashed hooker and Aqua Velva.

5> He leaves $3 for the first tooth, and another 35 cents for each 1/6 of a smile.

4> No matter how much you plead, your wife doesn’t buy that you had nothing to do with the leopard-skin-print panties discovered under your eight-year-old’s pillow.

3> She always claims she doesn’t have change.

2> If you fork over the teeth that got busted out in the bar fight he’ll give you a ride home for free.

and the Number 1 Sign the Tooth Fairy Is Moonlighting as a Cab Driver…

1> You’re certainly hoping she’s the tooth fairy — other possible explanations for your having to shift bags of teeth around the back bench seat of her cab don’t bear thinking about.




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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1 (2nd #1!)
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 2, Banner tag
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 3
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 3, 8
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)