Won Too Free

NOTE FROM CARL:

Just because it has no value you shouldn’t
say it’s worthless. Don’t go making my
homedigit mad — he’s got nothing to lose!

The Top 8 Signs the Number
Zero Has Had Just About Enough

8> Say “Oh” in place of “Zero” in a telephone number once more and your iPhone is iToast.

7> He’s never positive, has nothing to add, and he gets testy when asked his sign.

6> Some zeros in porno Jpegs have started to walk out, leaving black squares over the naughty bits.

5> A snap strike means that you will be taking your pay home in 1s with a wheelbarrow.

4> Feeling inadequate, he generally postures as an infinity sign in the locker room.

3> It showed up in bookkeeping today with a shotgun and a manifesto.

2> It’s holding the NYSE hostage at this very moment, threatening to divide by itself.

and the Number 1 Sign the Number Zero Has Had Just About Enough…

1> “Oh sure, it’s all about *him*! How sexy would he be introducing himself as ‘James Bond, seven’?!”

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1 (7th #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 4
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 5, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 7
Chris White, Studio City, CA — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny