August 22nd, 2008



NOTE FROM CARL:
I’ve been getting the weirdest spam
recently, wavering back and forth between
misspelled English and foreign languages,
“LOL” at inappropriate times, offering
deeply discounted pet medication.
Oh, boogers… not THIS again!


The Top 7 Signs That a Drunk
Chihuahua Is Intercepting Your E-Mail


7> Mysteriously, your Yahoo! mail account has changed to ARRIBA! mail.

6> You keep getting replies about how your female Rottweiler is really gonna enjoy it tonight.

5> All your spam is dealing with Dos Equis instead of Viagra.

4> Paris Hilton just read your e-mail in her latest campaign ad.

3> You’ve been preoccupied with keeping your sober chihuahua from tapping your phone.

2> Little tiny dog pee stains in your inbox.

and the Number 1 Sign That a Drunk Chihuahua Is Intercepting Your E-Mail …

1> The pawprints on your computer smell like daiquiris.




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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 1 (4th #1!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2, 4
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 3
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 5, 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny