May 9th, 2008



The Top 8 Signs Cinco
de Mayo Fell on a Monday


8> You can still see the tequila vomit stains on Ryan Seacrest’s lapel.

7> You can’t tell if the city bus driver’s usual surliness has been mollified by a restful weekend or the half-finished bottle of Jose Cuervo.

6> Tuesday’s carpool air is virtually unbreathable. Not because of the smog outside but because of the smog INSIDE the car.

5> Pierre started the week by surrendering his Accounting department to Manuel in Logistics.

4> It drank tequila on a Monday, danced on the table, drank some more — falling was inevitable.

3> On Tuesday morning, over half the office smelled like stale tequila and salsa puke and not just the Marketing department like normal.

2> A severely hung-over Garfield is now bitching about Tuesdays.

and the Number 1 Sign Cinco de Mayo Fell on a Monday …

1> On Tuesday morning the boss is greeted by 15 slurred versions of “no habla Ingles”.




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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 1, 3, 6 (Hat trick!) (3rd #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 3, 5
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 7, 8
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny