March 21st, 2008
The Top 7 Signs a Household Appliance
Is Channeling a Recently Dead Celebrity
Is Channeling a Recently Dead Celebrity
7> You could swear that your fireplace keeps whispering, “Harry, Help me!”
6> Allows only right-handed knives in the block, and refers to itself as the Morsel Majority.
5> Try to mix up a double order of TrimSpa Chocolate Mousse and your blender quits working.
4> The way your medicine cabinet mirror now weeps streams of black-mascara tears goes beyond unsightly, to just plain creepy.
3> From the depths of its cushions you keep hearing “if the slipcover don’t fit, yo ass can’t sit!”
2> Every liquid you set next to your old radio soon develops strange, tiny bubbles.
and the Number 1 Sign a Household Appliance Is Channeling a Recently Dead Celebrity…
1> “You canno’ take her to liquefy, Captain — she’s barely holdin’ together at puree!”
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Credits:
Selected from 21 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
(14th #1!)
Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 1 (3rd #1!)
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2, 4
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 4
Alex Calkins, Richmond, IN — 5
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 5, 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
