July 20th, 2007



NOTE FROM CARL:
Ugh. Bonked head. Not talk much this
week. Maybe next week. Ugh.


The Top 7 Signs a Former UK
Pop Star Just Parked Your Car


7> Moments after it disappears into the garage, you hear “WHAM!”

6> It’s not unusual to get it back reeking of Welsh musk and 50-year-old-women’s knickers.

5> Frankie Say Yours Was the White ‘05 Mustang Convertible, Eh Guv?

4> With 3 new dents visible before he’s even out of sight, you’ve decided you *do* really want to hurt him.

3> He’s. Too sexy for your Jeep. Too sexy for your Jeep…

2> He just bit the head off your hood ornament.

and the Number 1 Sign a Former UK Pop Star Just Parked Your Car…

1> The fenders are all scraped from it being really really really zig-a-zig-ah’ed.




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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 1, 6 (9th #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 3, 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny