February 23rd, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
Legal Disclaimer: After we decided to run with
this, I discovered that Cracked.com had already
addressed this topic. Upon further investigation,
I discovered their list sucks, whereas ours is
funny - thus exhibiting sufficient product
differentiation to run our list legally. Monkeys!
this, I discovered that Cracked.com had already
addressed this topic. Upon further investigation,
I discovered their list sucks, whereas ours is
funny - thus exhibiting sufficient product
differentiation to run our list legally. Monkeys!
The Top 7 Scouting Merit
Badges for the 21st Century
Badges for the 21st Century
7> Through 2050: Combating Global Warming; 2051-2100: Swimming
6> Outsmarting Spam Filters
5> eBay Trading
4> Dodging the Advances of Perv Scoutmasters
3> Spin Doctoring
2> MySpace Exploration
and the Number 1 Scouting Merit Badge for the 21st Century…
1> Pwnmanship
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Credits:
Selected from 41 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 1 (3rd #1!)
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — 2
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 3
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 3
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 4, Topic
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, 6
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 5, Banner tag
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
RUNNERS UP list — Lost In The Woods
Bugling. Can be substituted with Fritoing.
(Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)
IM Translation
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
Nailing the Hot Twenty-something Teacher
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
(Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH)
Outdoorsmanship: Going outside. To play. Without batteries.
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Quoting 1980’s Comedies
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Ticket Line Camping
(Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA)
Runners Up list name
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
(Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)
IM Translation
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
Nailing the Hot Twenty-something Teacher
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
(Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH)
Outdoorsmanship: Going outside. To play. Without batteries.
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Quoting 1980’s Comedies
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Ticket Line Camping
(Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA)
Runners Up list name
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
