April 20th, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
If you are as much as a sucker for salty/crunchy/sweet snack
food combinations as I am… oh, who am I kidding? You aren’t.
I’m an unstoppable lardass-in-training over here. These are
about the ONLY salty/crunchy/sweet snack combos I wouldn’t eat.
food combinations as I am… oh, who am I kidding? You aren’t.
I’m an unstoppable lardass-in-training over here. These are
about the ONLY salty/crunchy/sweet snack combos I wouldn’t eat.
The Top 7 Salty/Crunchy/Sweet
Snack Combinations That Even
the GOOF Wouldn’t Eat
Snack Combinations That Even
the GOOF Wouldn’t Eat
7> That stuff that’s welded to the roof of the office microwave.
6> Sugar Frosted Snails.
5> Party-Mix: Anchovies and crispy-fried grasshoppers with marshmallow peeps.
4> Honey-Roasted Boogers.
3> Bris-cuits.
2> Nacho Cheese Dorito Chip Ice Cream.
and the Number 1 Salty/Crunchy/Sweet Snack Combination That Even the GOOF Wouldn’t Eat…
1> Kibbles-and-Alpha Bits.
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Credits:
Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, 7 (5th #1!)
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 4, 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
