September 1st, 2006
NOTE FROM CARL:
In honor of Labor Day. Also, if you have
That Marketing Guy in your office, please
consider this list of timely replies the
fourth installment of “WTF Cares!”
That Marketing Guy in your office, please
consider this list of timely replies the
fourth installment of “WTF Cares!”
The Top 8 Responses to
“Working Hard or Hardly Working?”
“Working Hard or Hardly Working?”
8> “You know what’s weird? Last night I dreamed I pulled your brain out through the base of your skull with pliers.”
7> “Bite me.”
6> “Wow. If I weren’t married and straight, I’d go down on you right now, Funnypants.”
5> “Working hard on my new manifesto, Mr. Postmaster, sir!”
4> “Working on getting ready to shove this stapler up your ass next time you ask me that.”
3> “Hardly working, Jenkins. That’s what lowly peons like you are for.”
2> “Little of both, I guess. Say, did you know how much more I earn than you?”
and the Number 1 Response to “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”…
1> “Depends on what plotting my rampage counts as. By the way, you’re going to be here Thursday morning, right?”
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Credits:
Selected from 37 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 2, 8 (Hat trick!/3rd #1!)
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 3, 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 6
Chuck Salerno, Schaumburg, IL — 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
RUNNERS UP list — Work-offs
::click:: *BANG* “Does THAT answer your question?”
(Chuck Salerno, Schaumberg, IL)
“As a member of a government study on pornography, I can safely say that I am both ‘working hard’ AND ‘hardly working.’”
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
“I don’t speak douchebag.”
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
“I’m not certain, Mr. President. What would like the answer to be?”
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
“Oh, man, really workin’ hard on ending this damn constipation. Can you meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes? I’ve got the lube if you’ve got the gloves.”
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
“Oh, master, you may have to beat the answer out of me.”
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
“What, like my idiot boss would know the difference?”
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
“WHAT? IS THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER A WORKING GIRL? WILL SHE WORK ON YOUR HARD-ON? WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?”
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
“Why don’t you go share that with *another* unimaginative half-wit who’s standing in line to ride the broken escalator to success?”
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
(Chuck Salerno, Schaumberg, IL)
“As a member of a government study on pornography, I can safely say that I am both ‘working hard’ AND ‘hardly working.’”
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
“I don’t speak douchebag.”
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
“I’m not certain, Mr. President. What would like the answer to be?”
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
“Oh, man, really workin’ hard on ending this damn constipation. Can you meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes? I’ve got the lube if you’ve got the gloves.”
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
“Oh, master, you may have to beat the answer out of me.”
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
“What, like my idiot boss would know the difference?”
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
“WHAT? IS THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER A WORKING GIRL? WILL SHE WORK ON YOUR HARD-ON? WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?”
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
“Why don’t you go share that with *another* unimaginative half-wit who’s standing in line to ride the broken escalator to success?”
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
