March 23rd, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
It is our belief at Top5 WTF that no
question is entirely rhetorical - that
once asked it truly seeks an answer. That
and we like making office gladhander Smiley
McMarketing blink twice in the morning…
question is entirely rhetorical - that
once asked it truly seeks an answer. That
and we like making office gladhander Smiley
McMarketing blink twice in the morning…
The Top 8 Responses to “What’s Up?”
8> That question is guaranteed to get the relief guy’s ass kicked on the International Space Station.
7> Off to pick out a casket. Y’know, just in case.
6> An end. But word has it you’ve no idea which one.
5> Heh, heh, heh… thanks, Cialis!
4> My lu-uh-UH-OOOOOOOORLF!! Ah. Er, sorry. “My lunch.”
3> Well, Great-Aunt Maud is getting that nipple pierced and tattooed… wanna help pick out the design?
2> My parole. Where do you live, again?
and the Number 1 Response to “What’s Up?”…
1> Well, grammatically speaking, it’s a preposition I’m about to utter in combination with the pronoun “yours”.
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Credits:
Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 6 (6th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2, 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 3, 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, 8, Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
