June 8th, 2007



NOTE FROM CARL:
Chyaah… figures.


The Top 9 Responses
to “What Else Is New?”


9> New! New! New! It’s always about New Isn’t it?

8> Your breast implants?

7> York, Amsterdam, Jersey, Kids on the Block, Wave, Tella – shall I go on, Mr. Nosy Numbnuts?

6> The sudden urge I have to pound your face in… that’s pretty new.

5> Your wife, on this website here… oh wait, did you say “new” or “nude”?

4> My penile implant. Wanna shake hands with the new and improved Mr. Stroganoff?

3> The images of Lady and the Tramp I just had tattooed on each of my buttcheeks. Wanna see them eat a strand of spaghetti?

2> I caught a cane toad but it gave me warts. On the plus side, I’m now naturally ribbed for her pleasure.

and the Number 1 Response to “What Else Is New?”…

1> The dog ate my balls in my sleep. Can I borrow one of yours?




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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 1, 3, 4, 7 (Hat trick!/8th #1!)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 5, 6
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 8, 9
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Observer of Obtuse Funny (GOOF)