May 26th, 2006
The Top 7 Replies to
“What’s That Greenish Thing?”
“What’s That Greenish Thing?”
7> An amateur.
6> So *that’s* where I left that condom!
5> A Dallas Cowboy cheerleader’s knees
4> I don’t know, but if it starts singing arias, shoot it.
3> Look, if you’re going to work with Vulcan organ donors, that question’s gonna get old in a hurry.
2> A formerly froggish-looking thing.
and the Number 1 Reply to “What’s That Greenish Thing?”…
1> Ask your hamster how my death laser is coming along.
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Credits:
Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1 (2nd #1)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 4
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 5
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 6
Mark Weiss, Minneapolis, MN — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
RUNNERS UP list — Key Lame Pie
Eat it first, then I’ll tell you.
(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)
I bet it’s something a French person would eat.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Keep your eyes on your own gangreneous junk, Urinal Peeper!
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Miss Piggy’s tongue at the drive-in.
(Chris White, Studio City, CA)
The decomposing remains of Lucky the Leprechaun.
(Chris White, Studio City, CA)
Uh-oh, I think we’ve finally found Waldo.
(Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)
Unfortunately that’s Bob. His alien anal probe malfunctioned big-time.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)
I bet it’s something a French person would eat.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Keep your eyes on your own gangreneous junk, Urinal Peeper!
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Miss Piggy’s tongue at the drive-in.
(Chris White, Studio City, CA)
The decomposing remains of Lucky the Leprechaun.
(Chris White, Studio City, CA)
Uh-oh, I think we’ve finally found Waldo.
(Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)
Unfortunately that’s Bob. His alien anal probe malfunctioned big-time.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
