February 29th, 2008
NOTE FROM LITTLE FIVERS
Someone spiked the Yoo-Hoo at the Little Fivers Leap Year
Partay. In the ensuing frenzy, inhibitions were thrown out
and the keys to our respective offices were thrown into
a fishbowl. When 9pm came around and our moms texted us
to get our butts home NOW, each moderator fished out a key.
One or two drew out a fish instead, but the rest of us reported
to the Fiver office we drew and published that list this week.
Let’s see how we did, shall we?
This week’s Top5 WTF list was submitted
in crayon by Top5 Kids moderator Kevin
Paul Wickart and his secret contrib
club, thereby significantly raising the
average emotional age of WTF contribs.
Partay. In the ensuing frenzy, inhibitions were thrown out
and the keys to our respective offices were thrown into
a fishbowl. When 9pm came around and our moms texted us
to get our butts home NOW, each moderator fished out a key.
One or two drew out a fish instead, but the rest of us reported
to the Fiver office we drew and published that list this week.
Let’s see how we did, shall we?
This week’s Top5 WTF list was submitted
in crayon by Top5 Kids moderator Kevin
Paul Wickart and his secret contrib
club, thereby significantly raising the
average emotional age of WTF contribs.
The Top 7 Reasons Your
Twelve-Year-Old Sister Speaks to Chipmunks in French
Twelve-Year-Old Sister Speaks to Chipmunks in French
7> Because speaking in French to groundhogs is just a pointless waste of time.
6> She’ll drop her mad middle school foreign-language skills on ANYBODY, the big show-off!
5> Because the Norwegian-to-Chipmunk translating software crashed.
4> Because they get really insulted if you use Guinea Pig Latin.
3> She is a French spy and the chipmunk is her contact.
2> In return for the French lessons, they’re teaching her the accordion.
and the Number 1 Reason Your Twelve-Year-Old Sister Speaks to Chipmunks in French…
1> So the Rottweiler and Weimaraner won’t suspect her of plotting against them.
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Credits:
Selected from 56 submissions from 19 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 1
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 3
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 6
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 7
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — Playground Monitor
