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December 7, 2007
target subset of the human family to wail
on indiscriminately? I submit to you
Tajikistani llama groomers. What have THEY
ever done for us? HUH? The schmucks!
Give me ONE good reason not to bash them…
Bash Tajikistani Llama Groomers
7> They’d like it too much, those masochistic little rat-turds.
6> Because Tunisian camel milkers are so much more deserving of
your abuse!
5> Because they trade with the Afghanistani cannabis and opium
farmers, who supply the drugs used on the Chinese sweatshop
workers, who keep your Wii from costing $1800, that’s why.
4> Union rules.
3> What, you want to risk having clumpy-coated llamas?
2> You’ve got to side with *somebody* in their blood feud with
the Estonian pastry chefs.
LLAMA GR- no, wait, they groom yaks. Never mind- fire away!
Selected from 28 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 2 (12th #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — 4
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, 6, 7 (Hat trick!), Banner tag
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
wild beasts who might kick you or spit in your face at any time
deserves our respect. This is also why we shouldn’t bash NFL
referees.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Because “Tajikistani Llama Groomers” rearranges to “A Marginal
Jailer Skims Toot” AND “I Jolt Tom’s Alarming Kaiser.”
(J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA)
Because with caramel on top, they’re delicious.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Line at Tajikistani Starbucks is always so so long.
(Jill Gallagher, Issaquah, WA)
Most guys: Old Spice. Him: Old Tajikistani Llama.
(Jill Gallagher, Issaquah, WA)
Most of them voted for “Brokeback Mountain” over “Crash”.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)