September 7th, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
Every time I moderate one of these lists, my
cat Gamera jumps on my desk, walks in front
of the monitor, whines, then plops his fuzzy
butt down right there, proceeding to meow and
chirp the whole time while obstructing my
view. So then the other day I says to Gamera,
I says “OK, Wiseass, you’re so smart…”
cat Gamera jumps on my desk, walks in front
of the monitor, whines, then plops his fuzzy
butt down right there, proceeding to meow and
chirp the whole time while obstructing my
view. So then the other day I says to Gamera,
I says “OK, Wiseass, you’re so smart…”
The Top 7 Reasons the GOOF Let
His Cat Moderate This Week’s List
His Cat Moderate This Week’s List
7> The goldfish has no sense of humor.
6> One gets to moderate, the other gets the kibbles and bits. And the GOOF had a nasty kibble hankering.
5> Considering that the topic was about a cat moderating the list, it seemed only appropriate.
4> Making up for having him fixed. Judge Judy said either it’s that, or it’s an “Eye for an Eye.”
3> Remember what happened when David Berkowitz ran his list and tried to keep Sam from moderating?
2> Supreme Feline Overlord tired of this cumbersome human mouthpiece facade.
and the Number 1 Reason the GOOF Let His Cat Moderate This Week’s List…
1> Because mice are stupid! Mice are stupid! Na na na na na, stupid stupid mice!
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 7 (9th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 3
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 6
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
RUNNERS UP list — Litterbox format
Hey, it’s not like Gamera could do a damn sight worse.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Sure it’s a one-hour dry cleaner but the delicate rhinestones decorating your G string take a little longer.
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
The tuna bribery thing is a two-way street at the Knorr household.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Where do you get that The GOOF needs reasons?
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
You hork up a furball on The GOOF’s keyboard, you suffer the consequences.
(Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Sure it’s a one-hour dry cleaner but the delicate rhinestones decorating your G string take a little longer.
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
The tuna bribery thing is a two-way street at the Knorr household.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Where do you get that The GOOF needs reasons?
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
You hork up a furball on The GOOF’s keyboard, you suffer the consequences.
(Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
