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February 5, 2010      Share/Bookmark

NOTE FROM THE GOOF:
February: The longest 28-day month on the calendar.

The Top 9 Reasons It Turned Red

9> Dude. Too tight. WAAAAAY too tight!

8> The flogger really knows his job.

7> Because if it turned green, you’ve just earned yourself a one
way ticket to the CDC’s Ob-GYN research lab, darlin’.

6> WA-A-AY too much Reindeer Nog.

5> Because turning blue would be too Smurf-like.

4> First mistake: Having your wedding at a waterpark.
Second mistake: Inviting Jesus.

3> It was raised from orange when Mark Hamill tried to smuggle
R2D2 through airport security again.

2> It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets hit with a
paintgun.

and the Number 1 Reason It Turned Red …
1> You can only stick your head up your ass so many times before
it leaves a mark.


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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Kathleen Walder, Stow, OH — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)(Woo-hoo! 1st #1!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2, 5
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 7
Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 8, 9
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny

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