April 4th, 2008
NOTE FROM CARL:
Whether the way she walks peels the
banana in his pocket or reminds him it’s
time to watch The Wiggles, it just
doesn’t get more “suave” than monkey
bars.
banana in his pocket or reminds him it’s
time to watch The Wiggles, it just
doesn’t get more “suave” than monkey
bars.
The Top 7 Pickup
Lines Used at Monkey Bars
Lines Used at Monkey Bars
7> “Next time you feel the need to climb any trees, may I recommend my oak?”
6> “I’d sure love to eat the nits out of *your* fur sometime.”
5> “Wanna swap cooties?”
4> “Is that a prehensile tail, or are you just glad to see me?”
3> “Heaven must be missing a mandrill, because I’m looking at one right now.”
2> “My mommy gave me a wild cherry juice box and two straws… wanna suck?”
and the Number 1 Pickup Line Used at Monkey Bars …
1> “Wanna come over and check out my crib? No, really… my cheap-ass parents haven’t bought me a real bed yet!”
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Credits:
Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, 5, Banner tag (9th #1!)
Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 2
Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD — 3
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — 3
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 4
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 6
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
