July 4th, 2008
NOTE FROM CARL:
Happy 232nd Birthday, USA! Woo-hoo!
Barbecue! And, hey… even if you aren’t
a USA-an, today is still Friday.
Everybody wins… gotta love that!
Barbecue! And, hey… even if you aren’t
a USA-an, today is still Friday.
Everybody wins… gotta love that!
The Top 9 Other Ways
to Say “Whatever Works”
to Say “Whatever Works”
9> Whatever fills your codpiece.
8> Whatever halts your chronic flatulence.
7> Whatever clips your coupons.
6> Whatever snaps your elastic waistband.
5> Whatever pops your pimples.
4> Whatever waxes your moustache.
3> Whatever grimaces your hamburglar.
2> Whatever wreaks sweet, sweet vengeance upon your former coworkers.
and the Number 1 Other Way to Say “Whatever Works” …
1> Whatever inflates your date.
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Credits:
Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 6 (16th #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3, 5
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 4
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 8, Banner tag
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 9
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
RUNNERS UP list — Happily Whatever After
Whatever buys it wholesale and passes the savings on to you.
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Whatever facilitates your file transfer.
(Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD)
Whatever fillets your owl.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Whatever gets Paris drunk.
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Whatever gets the lumps out of your oatmeal.
(Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD)
Whatever pimps your ride.
(David Bloyer, Comer, GA)
Whatever shaves your poodle.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Whatever turbocharges your dirigible.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Whatever widens your stance.
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Whatever facilitates your file transfer.
(Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD)
Whatever fillets your owl.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
Whatever gets Paris drunk.
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Whatever gets the lumps out of your oatmeal.
(Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD)
Whatever pimps your ride.
(David Bloyer, Comer, GA)
Whatever shaves your poodle.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Whatever turbocharges your dirigible.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Whatever widens your stance.
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
