Weasels Typing Forlornly

NOTE FROM CARL:

Count on WTF to let you know we’ve all
been there. You are not alone, my friend.

The Top 9 Other
Things We All Have in Common

9> Our evil, alien-hybrid clones that the government has been secretly making from our umbilical tissue since the mid-fifties.

8> Harboring some degree of ill will for that “Leave Britney alone” kid.

7> Three minutes after you pass the “Last Rest Area for 74 miles” sign, your FiberSure finally decides to kick in.

6> That freezing lightning bolt of horror when you realize too late that you’re out of toilet paper.

5> Your good-hygiene days always seem to fall on days *after* you bump into that hottie at Starbucks.

4> A story involving alcohol, shame, and an organ grinder’s monkey.

3> Each of us smiles reflexively at the word “buttocks.”

2> At some point for at least five minutes, the singular driving force in our lives was finding a proper place to pee.

and the Number 1 Other Things We All Have in Common…

1> We all enjoy administering a good mime beating every now and then.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 3 (10th #1!)
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 2
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 4, 8
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 5, 7
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 6
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 9
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny