October 5th, 2007



NOTE FROM CARL:
Dude! Five bucks! I wonder where it came from…


The Top 7 Other Reasons to Find Cash
You Didn’t Know You Had in Your Wallet/Purse


7> Tooth fairy left it there after most of your teeth were knocked out in a bar fight.

6> No idea. Maybe it’ll come to you while you’re trying to figure out this whole duct-tape-and-Mexican-stop-sign situation.

5> Your check from the gentleman banker in Ghana must have cleared.

4> Well, technically it’s only been *your* wallet for a few seconds. That guy chasing you probably knows, though.

3> Aye, ’tis the Levi Leprechauns!

2> Because your short term memory is starting to…COOL! There’s a ten I didn’t know I had!…term memory is starting to…

and the Number 1 Other Reason to Find Cash You Didn’t Know You Had in Your Wallet/Purse…

1> It turns out someone’s embroidered the words “wishing well” on the back of your Haggar Stretch-2-Fits.




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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 1, 3 (11th #1!)
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 2, Banner tag
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 4, 6
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 5
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny