February 16th, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
You’ll never *really* know what The Last
Thing on Your Mind is, so we looked into
it for you. Who loves you, Baby?
Thing on Your Mind is, so we looked into
it for you. Who loves you, Baby?
The Top 6 Last Things on Our Minds
6> Maybe I was supposed to put the *stem* end of the lit bottle rocket in my ass…
5> The Vice President’s current state of sexual arousal.
4> “What words of sweet seduction might I use to melt the stony heart of Judge Judy?”
3> The way Chihuahuas taste.
2> Conjoined twins eating a parrot.
and the Number 1 Last Thing On Our Minds…
1> Henry Kissinger subsonic pudding lariat evolutionary — thus polyp redundant! Paintball!! Yes, lemon paintball.
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1 (3rd #1!)
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, Banner tag
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 6
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
RUNNERS UP list — Fuhgeddaboudit…
So, what if we *don’t* all experience time in the same wa… okay,
I’m back.
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Sofa Cushion Crafts
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
“That Paris Hilton sure can sing!”
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
The letter Q
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
The surviving members of Loverboy in a 4-man bobsled.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
When is it going to be winter again, Octavia?
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Sofa Cushion Crafts
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
“That Paris Hilton sure can sing!”
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
The letter Q
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
The surviving members of Loverboy in a 4-man bobsled.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
When is it going to be winter again, Octavia?
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
