December 21st, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
This is the last new list for the year, so I
figured I’d better clean out the refrigerator
before all this leftover funny goes bad.
Please enjoy classics for the next two weeks.
Until our next new list on January 11, 2008,
I wish all you WTF’ers a heartfelt Happy
Everything-That-Happens-Between-Now-And-Then!
figured I’d better clean out the refrigerator
before all this leftover funny goes bad.
Please enjoy classics for the next two weeks.
Until our next new list on January 11, 2008,
I wish all you WTF’ers a heartfelt Happy
Everything-That-Happens-Between-Now-And-Then!
The Top 8 Items at the 2007
Top5 WTF Year-End Clearance Sale
Top5 WTF Year-End Clearance Sale
8> “Yo Quiero Debbie, the hot intern in accounting?”
7> She says she used to be in the MeinKampfire Girls.
6> You nose swells to a size that’s an envy of *all* the hot single women out there.
5> That hand that fell off in your candy dish sure smells authentic.
4> “R U N 2 being B10?”
3> “Na, nu, na, nu, a zombie’s life fer me!”
2> That’s not just ringing in your ears… that’s TimeLife’s “Sounds of the ’70s”!
and the Number 1 Item at the 2007 Top5 WTF Year-End Clearance Sale…
1> At the office Halloween party, dressed as a pant leg.
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Credits:
Selected from 88 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 1 (5th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2, 5, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 4
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
RUNNERS UP list — Ugly squirrels
“Hey, Sandra. You remember that demented nursing home lady at the
door last night with the IV pole? Turns out she wasn’t a
trick-or-treater.”
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
That “Kim_Jongil” chick sure knows a lot about plutonium
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Trying to activate the string to get her to talk, you pulled on her nipple.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
When that dingo tore into the Baby Ruth, he became enraged upon discovering it wasn’t a real baby.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
You can afford ten-foot pikes on a Romanian girls allowance?
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
You pummel the pharmacist because you believe there’s a natural cure that HE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!!
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
That “Kim_Jongil” chick sure knows a lot about plutonium
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Trying to activate the string to get her to talk, you pulled on her nipple.
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
When that dingo tore into the Baby Ruth, he became enraged upon discovering it wasn’t a real baby.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
You can afford ten-foot pikes on a Romanian girls allowance?
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
You pummel the pharmacist because you believe there’s a natural cure that HE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!!
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
