October 26th, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
What, you thought Jimmy the big eighth
grader at your old school bus stop
invented The Dozens? Joker, please!
grader at your old school bus stop
invented The Dozens? Joker, please!
The Top 6 Historical
Slams Against Your Mother
Slams Against Your Mother
6> George Washington: “I cannot tell a lie — yer mom’s a slut!”
5> William Shakespeare: “Shall I compare yer momz to a summer day? She is both sweaty and as heavy as an ice cream truck.”
4> Charles Dickens: “It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done before… ‘cepting when I did Yr Momz.”
3> William Shakespeare: “Friends, Romans, Countrymen… haveth all done your mother.”
2> Franklin D. Roosevelt: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and yo mama’s fat ass.”
and the Number 1 Historical Slam Against Your Mother …
1> Lou Gehrig: “Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of yo mama.”
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 1 (4th #1!)
Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 2, 3
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2, 5
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 4, 6
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
