June 6th, 2008



NOTE FROM LITTLE FIVERS:
For reasons best left unexplained, this
is Little Fivers Lingerie Week.
Participating Fivers will be donning
their frilliest fancies for your
entertainment. All we can say is: be
thankful this is a text-based medium.
Semper ubi sub ubi!


The Top 7 Effects of Changing Our
Minds Like We Change Our Underpants


7> Tuesday, you think you’re Superman. Wednesday, you think you’re Aquaman.

6> Well then, becoming converted to somebody else’s point of view would be like… EEEWWWWWWW!

5> Ludicrous! You don’t have the dresser drawer space available for a stack of neatly-folded opinions.

4> All those fabulous ideas you had after a long night of drinking would wind up in the trash can in the bar bathroom after you laughed so hard that you accidentally crapped yourself.

3> Our heads keep getting stuck in the leghole.

2> You’re not wearing your mind? Great! Your thoughts are free to jiggle and dangle.

and the Number 1 Effect of Changing Our Minds Like We Change Our Underpants…

1> The funniest effect would be… no, hold it - it would really be… no, on second thought… wait, actually it would be… aww dammit - now you have to start a load of whites.




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 3 (15th #1!)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 4, Banner tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5, 6
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny