August 10th, 2007



NOTE FROM CARL:
Had just about enough? Yeah, well get in line,
Whiny von Gripenheimer! These guys got priors.


The Top 9 Creatures
More Frustrated Than You


9> A hamster on a Mobius strip.

8> Soccer hooligans at a curling match.

7> A surfer in Kansas.

6> A midget in a slow and crowded elevator coming down from the Bean-Eaters Convention on the 41st floor.

5> A male mantis hoping for a second date.

4> A mosquito in a mannequin factory.

3> A fly stuck in flypaper, right next to a really hot fly babe.

2> A fish with an itch.

and the Number 1 Creature More Frustrated Than You…

1> A Tampax salesman at a tranny convention.




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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1, 7 (8th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, 4
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, Banner tag
Alex Calkins, Richmond, IN — 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 8
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — 9
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny