February 22nd, 2008
NOTE FROM CARL:
Oh c’mon… you’ve thought about ‘em.
You’d probably even buy one for your
front bumper if they’d print it backwards
so the smug chump in front of you could
read it in his rear view mirror!
You’d probably even buy one for your
front bumper if they’d print it backwards
so the smug chump in front of you could
read it in his rear view mirror!
The Top 7 Counter Bumper Stickers
7> WWJD? JWSTFU.
6> Well, *My* Boss is a Protestant Asshole. Wanna Trade?
5> …and which color ribbon is it that means you’re a fruity magnetic ribbon collector?
4> Apparently Jesus would do 65 in a school zone.
3> Great, but that doesn’t make *you* any less dumb.
2> …On Board now, maybe, but 15 years from now you’ll WISH we’d hit your car!
and the Number 1 Counter Bumper Sticker …
1> Rapture my butt! You’re driving like your car’s unattended now!
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Credits:
Selected from 21 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 1, 4 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 2
Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S Africa — 3
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, Banner tag
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 6
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
