June 29th, 2007
NOTE FROM CARL:
We at WTF feel that the text for the latest
trend in printing words across the seat of
one’s trousers should not be limited to fashion
labels and/or declaration of the wearer’s
horizontal proclivities. Free Your Butts!
trend in printing words across the seat of
one’s trousers should not be limited to fashion
labels and/or declaration of the wearer’s
horizontal proclivities. Free Your Butts!
The Top 9 Better Phrases to Have Printed
Across the Seat of One’s Fashionable Pants
Across the Seat of One’s Fashionable Pants
9> Talk To The Butt, The Face Don’t Wanna Hear It!
8> You Are Getting Sleepy…
7> Look Up: My Tits Are As Big As My Arse
6> Your Ad Here… Plenty Of Room
5> Keep Away From Open Flame
4> THIS SPACE FOR RENT. (No, the PANTS, Jerk!)
3> Actually, anything in Braille would be good.
2> My Other Butt Is Less Fat
and the Number 1 Better Phrase to Have Printed Across the Seat of One’s Fashionable Pants…
1> Objects In Pants Are Closer Than They Appear
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Credits:
Selected from 47 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 1 (2nd #1!)
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 2
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 3, 4
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 5, 8
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 6
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 9
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver, ObtuseFunny
RUNNERS UP list — Broadsides
Caution: Gas Main
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Exit Only
(Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH)
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Forget The Contents - You Can’t Even Afford The Wrapping
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
I’m 15 You Pervert!
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Open Other End
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Staring May Cause This Fabric To Become Transparent
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
Urban Sprawl
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
Void Where Prohibited By Law
(Chuck Salerno, Schaumberg, IL)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Exit Only
(Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH)
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Forget The Contents - You Can’t Even Afford The Wrapping
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
I’m 15 You Pervert!
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Open Other End
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Staring May Cause This Fabric To Become Transparent
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
Urban Sprawl
(Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
Void Where Prohibited By Law
(Chuck Salerno, Schaumberg, IL)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
