Who’s the fool?

NOTE FROM CARL:

Frankie Lymon and Diana Ross each made a
mint just asking the question… so’s I
figures if we answers it — cha-CHING!

The Top 8 Answers to
“Why Do Fools Fall in Love?”

8> C. I’ve heard the answer is almost always C.

7> I understand it has something to do with birds singing in a decidedly non-heterosexual manner.

6> Gravity. Duh.

5> If fools breed with the population at large we’ll have no more purebred fools — just a huge, mildly heterogeneous melting pot of slightly common-sense-impaired goobers.

4> Love’s very slippery, especially afterwards.

3> Always so eager to go out and play in the love that they forget to wear their cleats.

2> It was dark and they couldn’t read the warning signs that spelled out the hazards of climbing up on the safety railing around the Love Containment Area.

and the Number 1 Answer to “Why Do Fools Fall in Love?”…

1> Something in the way she moos.

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2, Banner tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — 2, 3
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 5, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Mark Weiss, Minneapolis, MN — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of
Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)