June 13th, 2008



NOTE FROM CARL:
Greetings from warm, sunny Ak… did you
hear that?


The Top 7 Answers to
“What the Hell Was That Noise?”


7> Dammit! Carrot Top must have loosened his bindings again.

6> Umm, was your gas grill insured? How about your ‘vette?

5> Probably just a marshmallow landing on a pillow.

4> We should definitely split up and investigate. Daphne and I will check the bedroom.

3> I couldn’t hear it over that noise.

2> THE GOLDFISH FOUND THE KEY TO THE GUN SAFE! RUUUNNN!

and the Number 1 Answer to “What the Hell Was That Noise?”…

1> Just me messing with the DVR. Hey, check out how funny that tsunami emergency-warning announcement sounds played back in fast motion!




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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1 (15th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2, 7
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 3
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 4, 5
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 6, Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny