December 1st, 2006
The Top 7 Answers to
the Musical Question
“Where Have All the Flowers Gone?”
the Musical Question
“Where Have All the Flowers Gone?”
7> Puff the Magic Dragon ate them.
6> Ground up into the fabulous new soothing-yet-fragrant anal ointment, Sphictulipa!
5> Eaten by migrating gangs of punk-ass ducks.
4> Mine are here in my right hand pants pocket. Deeper… deeper, nice… yeah, almost there… ooh! Got ‘em!
3> Check my bong, you bogarting bastard. There might be something left there.
2> Forget it, dude. Even getting her all the flowers in the world won’t help you after you called out her sister’s name during sex.
and the Number 1 Answer to the Musical Question “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?”…
1> Bea Arthur. Don’t ask.
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Credits:
Selected from 33 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1!)
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 2
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 3
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, Banner tag
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funnin
RUNNERS UP list — Run Florist, Run!
Dick Cheney shot them all in the face.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Pollinated and abandoned by uncaring Lothario bees, every one.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
They’re simply less visible due to new equal rights legislation stopping discrimination against weeds and other plants based solely on “appearance.”
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
To hell with the flowers, where’s my gin?
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
www.virginbusta.com
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
You tell me, you lazy, leeching troubadour. Some of us have to actually *earn* a living.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Pollinated and abandoned by uncaring Lothario bees, every one.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
They’re simply less visible due to new equal rights legislation stopping discrimination against weeds and other plants based solely on “appearance.”
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
To hell with the flowers, where’s my gin?
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
www.virginbusta.com
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
You tell me, you lazy, leeching troubadour. Some of us have to actually *earn* a living.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
