December 8th, 2006
NOTE FROM CARL:
What? Oh, I’m sorry — I didn’t realize you were
talking to me. Did you just say, “Gopher Cures Self”?
talking to me. Did you just say, “Gopher Cures Self”?
The Top 7 Answers to “How Many
Absurdist Humor Writers Does It
Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?”
Absurdist Humor Writers Does It
Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?”
7> Depends… will the bulb be over Superman’s or Charlie Brown’s head?
6> The purple one!
5> Four. One to change the bulb and three process Nazis to argue about what the correct way should have been.
4> Stigmatic Trout
3> Watson, come here! I need you!
2> Two… but they have to be very tiny and quite heat resistant.
and the Number 1 Answer to “How Many Absurdist Humor Writers Does
It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?”…
It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?”…
1> Several hundred, since absurdist humor writers tend to have minimal screwing experience. And if it’s a three-way bulb, forget it.
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Credits:
Selected from 26 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1 (3rd #1!)
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — 2, 3
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 2, 6
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 4
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 5
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Banner tag, RU List Name
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Grand Overseer of Obtuse Funniness (GOOF)
RUNNERS UP list — The Illumi-not-I
Go ask Lydia in Admin, you putz — I don’t deal with that shit.
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Is that before or after we take our medication?
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
It depends whether they’re anonymous Internet writers or luminaries.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
One absurdist humor writer, but then the hooker I paid to dress up as Seven of Nine needs to flip the switch on my electric codpiece.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Six, but they must all be naked female absurdist humor writers, and all look like the Pussycat Dolls, or else I’m not waking up, Mom.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Yes! You are correct, sir!
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
Is that before or after we take our medication?
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
It depends whether they’re anonymous Internet writers or luminaries.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
One absurdist humor writer, but then the hooker I paid to dress up as Seven of Nine needs to flip the switch on my electric codpiece.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Six, but they must all be naked female absurdist humor writers, and all look like the Pussycat Dolls, or else I’m not waking up, Mom.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Yes! You are correct, sir!
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)
