November 2nd, 2007
The Top 7 Answers to
“Dude… What’s That Smell?”
“Dude… What’s That Smell?”
7> Teen Spirit.
6> Jersey, from D.C. (We also would have accepted D.C., from New Jersey.)
5> How long do you have before toe jam goes bad?
4> Must be decomposing bits of soap scum from that shower I took last month.
3> Beats me. I can’t smell much of anything since I lost my face in that meth lab accident last semester.
2> You like it? It’s “Eau de Toilette” I found on eBay, guaranteed genuine!
and the Number 1 Answer to “Dude… What’s That Smell?”…
1> Shut up and help me scrape the cat out of the toaster.
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Credits:
Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1 (3rd #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3
Stephen A Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 5, 6, Topic
Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny
