With The Flow

NOTE FROM CARL:

We’re cool. Yeah, man… we get it.
Dude! I’m telling you - we feel ya, Bro!
How else can we say it…

The Top 8 Ways We’re Down

8> We’re down like the narcoleptic goats.

7> We’re down like feathers on a goose.

6> We’re down like an undescended testicle isn’t.

5> We’re down like the Notre Dame football program, heh heh…

4> We’re more down than the skid plate at the bottom of the elevator shaft to Hell.

3> We’re down further than a lawyer on Cheney’s Quail Ranch.

2> We’re more down than Ben Affleck’s box office draw.

and the Number 1 Way We’re Down …

1> We’re down like the beltline on a plumber’s jeans.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 1, 2 (8th #1!)
Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI — 2, 7
Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA — 3, 4
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX — 5, 6
Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD — 8
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny

RUNNERS UP list — Look Out Below

We’re down like a ho at a hoedown.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

We’re down like a LoJacked lowrider with four flat tires.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

We’re down like Britney’s unsupervised visitation hours.
(Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD)

We’re down like Hugh Downs’ drawers when he’s gettin’ down downtown under the covers in a Down Under undercover. Sheeee-it!
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)

We’re down like Jack Dawson’s frosty cadaver.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

We’re more down than Up’s butthole.
(Lars Eisenberg, Menomonie, WI)