Lists for 2008:
- Reasons Cats Are Better Than Babies
- Signs a Holiday Is Completely Made Up
- Signs That a Drunk Chihuahua Is Intercepting Your E-Mail
- Reasons Lydia Is *NOT* Talking to Shellie
- Greatest Things Before Sliced Bread
- Things That Really Happen When the Refrigerator Light Goes Out
- Bad Ways to Cut the Household Budget
- Signs You’ve Had Surgery of Which You Weren’t Aware
- Events Leaving Us Poor Were We to Get a Nickel Upon Each Occurrence
- Other Ways to Say “Whatever Works”
- Passages in the Book of Moron
- Phrases We Don’t Expect to Hear Sung by Christmas Carolers
- Answers to “What the Hell Was That Noise?”
- Effects of Changing Our Minds Like We Change Our Underpants
- Items in the Top5 WTF Summer 2008 Clearance Sale
- Signs You’ve Got a Little Cap’n in You
- Signs She Intends to Finish Those Fries
- Signs Cinco de Mayo Fell on a Monday
- Things We Thought We’d See Before We Could Get Away With 100 of These Lists
- More Socially Polite Phrases for Constipation
- Signs Your Friend Was Dating a Chicken in a Man/Woman Suit
- Signs Spring Couldn’t Give a Tinker’s Damn This Year
- Pickup Lines Used at Monkey Bars
- Effects of Gas and Milk Costing the Same
- Signs a Household Appliance Is Channeling a Recently Dead Celebrity
- Other Ways to Remove Gum From One’s Hair
- Sentences What Never Need Be Said
- Reasons Your Twelve-Year-Old Sister Speaks to Chipmunks in French
- Counter Bumper Stickers
- Endeavors at Which We Enjoy Failing
- Dating Compatibility Questions Written By Malicious Absurdist Humorists
- Signs a Mugger Is Suffering a Mid-Life Crisis
- Things We Think She Meant By That
- Ways We’re Down
- Signs Ill-Meaning Ferrets Have Clandestinely Conquered Iowa
