Lists from 2007
- Dec 21 Items at the 2007 Top5 WTF Year-End Clearance Sale
- Dec 14 Signs an Exotic Animal Meat Will NOT Taste Like Chicken
- Dec 7 Reasons We Shouldn’t Bash Tajikistani Llama Groomers
- Nov 30 Signs Your Puppet Has Its Own Agenda
- Nov 25 Events That Really, Truly, Seriously Actually Killed the Dinosaurs
- Nov 16 Signs Your “Drug Test” Wasn’t Really a Drug Test
- Nov 9 Things We Need Less Than a Hole in the Head
- Nov 2 Answers to “Dude… What’s That Smell?”
- Oct 26 Historical Slams Against Your Mother
- Oct 19 Other Things We All Have in Common
- Oct 12 Signs the Number Zero Has Had Just About Enough
- Oct 5 Other Reasons to Find Cash You Didn’t Know You Had in Your Wallet/Purse
- Sep 28 Signs a Cartoon Character Has Been Trying on Your Things
- Sep 21 Differences in the Los Angeles Police Department Were It Staffed Exclusively by Pirates
- Sep 14 Signs You Probably Shouldn’t Have Used WD-40 on That
- Sep 7 Reasons the GOOF Let His Cat Moderate This Week’s List
- Aug 31 Signs a Construction Crew Beamed in Through a Rift in the Time-Space Continuum
- Aug 24 Reasons Rabbits Really Suck As Rodeo Clowns
- Aug 17 Ways the World Would Be Different If Bodily Detritus Were Tradable as Currency
- Aug 10 Creatures More Frustrated Than You
- Aug 3 Signs Your Clergyman Doesn’t Really Give a Damn
- Jul 27 Ways to Turn That Frown Upside Down
- Jul 20 Signs a Former UK Pop Star Just Parked Your Car
- Jul 13 Other Reasons Not to Use Turn Signals
- Jun 29 Better Phrases to Have Printed Across the Seat of One’s Fashionable Pants
- Jun 22 Reasons Justin Timberlake Had to Bring the Sexy Back
- Jun 15 *Real* Reasons Iceland and the Philippines Aren’t Near Each Other
- Jun 8 Responses to “What Else Is New?”
- Jun 1 Other Reasons Vampires Don’t Like Country Music
- May 18 Signs a Restaurant Worker Is a Reincarnated Roman Emperor
- May 11 Signs the Employment Agency Screwed Up
- May 4 Ways We’re On It
- Apr 27 Signs the Tooth Fairy Is Moonlighting as a Cab Driver
- Apr 20 Salty/Crunchy/Sweet Snack Combinations That Even the GOOF Wouldn’t Eat
- Apr 13 Unpackings of What Your Fortune Cookie REALLY Means
- Apr 6 Signs People Just Aren’t Getting a Holiday
- Mar 30 Reasons the Aliens Find Our Cows So Interesting
- Mar 23 Responses to “What’s Up?”
- Mar 16 Reasons to Celebrate the Thumb
- Mar 9 Things We Made Out of an Old Wiffle Ball, a Broken Rubber Band, Three Candy Corns, and a Tiny Stuffed Shamu From Our 1990 Trip to Sea World
- Mar 2 Reasons I Can’t Be You
- Feb 23 Scouting Merit Badges for the 21st Century
- Feb 16 Last Things on Our Minds
- Feb 9 Answers to “Did You See Where I Left My Keys?”
- Feb 2 Things to Do Between Apocalypses
- Jan 26 Reasons Yetis Are Never Selected for Jury Duty
- Jan 19 Answers to the Popular Question “What’s in YOUR Wallet?”