Lists for 2007:
- Items at the 2007 Top5 WTF Year-End Clearance Sale
- Signs an Exotic Animal Meat Will NOT Taste Like Chicken
- Reasons We Shouldn’t Bash Tajikistani Llama Groomers
- Signs Your Puppet Has Its Own Agenda
- Events That Really, Truly, Seriously Actually Killed the Dinosaurs
- Signs Your “Drug Test” Wasn’t Really a Drug Test
- Things We Need Less Than a Hole in the Head
- Answers to “Dude… What’s That Smell?”
- Historical Slams Against Your Mother
- Other Things We All Have in Common
- Signs the Number Zero Has Had Just About Enough
- Other Reasons to Find Cash You Didn’t Know You Had in Your Wallet/Purse
- Signs a Cartoon Character Has Been Trying on Your Things
- Differences in the Los Angeles Police Department Were It Staffed Exclusively by Pirates
- Signs You Probably Shouldn’t Have Used WD-40 on That
- Reasons the GOOF Let His Cat Moderate This Week’s List
- Signs a Construction Crew Beamed in Through a Rift in the Time-Space Continuum
- Reasons Rabbits Really Suck As Rodeo Clowns
- Ways the World Would Be Different If Bodily Detritus Were Tradable as Currency
- Creatures More Frustrated Than You
- Signs Your Clergyman Doesn’t Really Give a Damn
- Ways to Turn That Frown Upside Down
- Signs a Former UK Pop Star Just Parked Your Car
- Other Reasons Not to Use Turn Signals
- Better Phrases to Have Printed Across the Seat of One’s Fashionable Pants
- Reasons Justin Timberlake Had to Bring the Sexy Back
- *Real* Reasons Iceland and the Philippines Aren’t Near Each Other
- Responses to “What Else Is New?”
- Other Reasons Vampires Don’t Like Country Music
- Signs a Restaurant Worker Is a Reincarnated Roman Emperor
- Signs the Employment Agency Screwed Up
- Ways We’re On It
- Signs the Tooth Fairy Is Moonlighting as a Cab Driver
- Salty/Crunchy/Sweet Snack Combinations That Even the GOOF Wouldn’t Eat
- Unpackings of What Your Fortune Cookie REALLY Means
- Signs People Just Aren’t Getting a Holiday
- Reasons the Aliens Find Our Cows So Interesting
- Responses to “What’s Up?”
- Reasons to Celebrate the Thumb
- Things We Made Out of an Old Wiffle Ball, a Broken Rubber Band, Three Candy Corns, and a Tiny Stuffed Shamu From Our 1990 Trip to Sea World
- Reasons I Can’t Be You
- Scouting Merit Badges for the 21st Century
- Last Things on Our Minds
- Answers to “Did You See Where I Left My Keys?”
- Things to Do Between Apocalypses
- Reasons Yetis Are Never Selected for Jury Duty
- Answers to the Popular Question “What’s in YOUR Wallet?”
