Lists from 2006
- Dec 29 Gold-Star Bargains in the WTF 2006 Year-End Clearance Sale
- Dec 22 Responses to “What’s Eating You?”
- Dec 15 Differences If We All Drove Zambonis
- Dec 8 Answers to “How Many Absurdist Humor Writers Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?”
- Dec 1 Answers to the Musical Question “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?”
- Nov 24 Thought Patterns of Historic Culinary Pioneers
- Nov 17 Items on That List About the Ducks
- Nov 10 Things We Can All Agree On
- Nov 3 Other Reasons You Woke Up Naked and Duct-Taped to a Mexican Stop Sign
- Oct 27 First Drafts of Famous Shakespeare Passages Originally Written While He Was Blotto
- Oct 20 Questions Whose Respective Answers We’re Quite Sure Are *Not* Blowin’ in the Wind
- Oct 13 Gifts to Buy Your Cannibalistic Boss for Boss’s Day
- Oct 6 Other Reasons Penguins Don’t Eat a Lot of Chili
- Sep 29 Signs Popeye Was Cheating on Olive Oyl
- Sep 22 Ways Dead People Know Summer Is Ending
- Sep 15 Signs Your Neighbor Is in the Extra-Terrestrial Witness Protection Program
- Sep 8 Signs Your Bloodstream May Be Infested With Microscopic Cows
- Sep 1 Responses to “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”
- Aug 25 Treasures Recovered From a Second-Hand Pirate Store Shopping Spree
- Aug 18 Reasons to Wear Bright Red Lipstick at a Funeral
- Aug 11 Things You Can Always Count On in Times of Trouble
- Aug 4 Unlikely Andy Rooney Rants
- Jul 14 Answers to the Question “Just Where Do You Think You’re Going?”
- Jun 30 Reasons an Intelligent Designer Would Install Hairs in the Human Buttal Region
- Jun 23 Differences If All Policepeople Were Squirrels
- Jun 16 Answers to “Who’s Your Daddy?”
- Jun 9 Handy Phrases to Learn in a Foreign Language
- Jun 2 Ways to Get a Crappy Song Out of Your Head
- May 26 Replies to “What’s That Greenish Thing?”
- May 19 Answers to “Why Do Fools Fall in Love?”
- May 12 Signs Your Alien Anal Probe Is Malfunctioning
- May 5 How Cool Is That?
- Apr 28 Snapshots of Life in the Alternate Plane of Existence Where the Hokey Pokey Really Is What It’s All About
- Apr 21 Drawbacks Related to Flying Monkey Armies Unaddressed by “The Wizard of Oz”
- Apr 14 Reasons to Bludgeon a Clown With a Raw Fish
- Apr 9 Reasons Why Not?