Lists for 2006:
- Gold-Star Bargains in the WTF 2006 Year-End Clearance Sale
- Responses to “What’s Eating You?”
- Differences If We All Drove Zambonis
- Answers to “How Many Absurdist Humor Writers Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?”
- Answers to the Musical Question “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?”
- Thought Patterns of Historic Culinary Pioneers
- Items on That List About the Ducks
- Things We Can All Agree On
- Other Reasons You Woke Up Naked and Duct-Taped to a Mexican Stop Sign
- First Drafts of Famous Shakespeare Passages Originally Written While He Was Blotto
- Questions Whose Respective Answers We’re Quite Sure Are *Not* Blowin’ in the Wind
- Gifts to Buy Your Cannibalistic Boss for Boss’s Day
- Other Reasons Penguins Don’t Eat a Lot of Chili
- Signs Popeye Was Cheating on Olive Oyl
- Ways Dead People Know Summer Is Ending
- Signs Your Neighbor Is in the Extra-Terrestrial Witness Protection Program
- Signs Your Bloodstream May Be Infested With Microscopic Cows
- Responses to “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”
- Treasures Recovered From a Second-Hand Pirate Store Shopping Spree
- Reasons to Wear Bright Red Lipstick at a Funeral
- Things You Can Always Count On in Times of Trouble
- Unlikely Andy Rooney Rants
- Answers to the Question “Just Where Do You Think You’re Going?”
- Reasons an Intelligent Designer Would Install Hairs in the Human Buttal Region
- Differences If All Policepeople Were Squirrels
- Answers to “Who’s Your Daddy?”
- Handy Phrases to Learn in a Foreign Language
- Ways to Get a Crappy Song Out of Your Head
- Replies to “What’s That Greenish Thing?”
- Answers to “Why Do Fools Fall in Love?”
- Signs Your Alien Anal Probe Is Malfunctioning
- How Cool Is That?
- Snapshots of Life in the Alternate Plane of Existence Where the Hokey Pokey Really Is What It’s All About
- Drawbacks Related to Flying Monkey Armies Unaddressed by “The Wizard of Oz”
- Reasons to Bludgeon a Clown With a Raw Fish
- Reasons Why Not?
