NOTE FROM THE GOOF:
You know what they say: If it sounds too good to
be true, ACT NOW! LIMITED TIME OFFER! CALL WITHIN
THE NEXT 10 MINUTES! Operators are standing by…
be true, ACT NOW! LIMITED TIME OFFER! CALL WITHIN
THE NEXT 10 MINUTES! Operators are standing by…
The Top 7 Reasons to Refuse That Offer
7> Strings are attached, but no chains or leather straps.
6> Jose friggin’ Canseco is watching.
5> Not enough money, dude! You have your standards when jury
tampering.
4> You really do need at least one kidney.
3> It’s unlikely a real hooker would sport a shoulder-holster
under her halter top.
2> Because last time you accepted, your cats wouldn’t speak to
you for a week.
and the Number 1 Reason to Refuse That Offer…
1> Re-reading the fine print shows you are NOT giving your soul
to Santa.
to Santa.
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Credits:
Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 1, 4 (5th #1!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 2, 5
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 7
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — Topic
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny