March 12, 2010      Share/Bookmark

NOTE FROM THE GOOF:
You know what they say: If it sounds too good to
be true, ACT NOW! LIMITED TIME OFFER! CALL WITHIN
THE NEXT 10 MINUTES! Operators are standing by…

The Top 7 Reasons to Refuse That Offer

7> Strings are attached, but no chains or leather straps.

6> Jose friggin’ Canseco is watching.

5> Not enough money, dude! You have your standards when jury
tampering.

4> You really do need at least one kidney.

3> It’s unlikely a real hooker would sport a shoulder-holster
under her halter top.

2> Because last time you accepted, your cats wouldn’t speak to
you for a week.

and the Number 1 Reason to Refuse That Offer…
1> Re-reading the fine print shows you are NOT giving your soul
to Santa.


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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Chuck Salerno, Fullerton, CA — 1, 4 (5th #1!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 2, 5
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 7
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — Topic
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Banner tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny

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