August 27, 2010      Share/Bookmark

NOTE FROM THE GOOF:
A little help for when it happens to
you. And it will.

The Top 8 Clever Things to Say
After Farting in a Crowded Elevator

8> “Was that somebody’s ringtone?”

7> “I TOLD you not to build your community center here.”

6> “We must be passing the floor with the perfume counter.”

5> “In some countries, that’s a marriage proposal.”

4> “Will someone please tell Donald Duck to quit giggling?”

3> “No, no, NO! It’s supposed to be all together as we pass the
6th floor! That was the most pathetic flash mob I’ve ever
seen!”

2> “Good thing you’re all deaf else I’d be *really* embarrassed!”

and the Number 1 Clever Thing to Say After Farting in a Crowded Elevator …
1> (In hushed classical music deejay voice): “And that concludes
the first movement of ‘The Alimentary Suite’ by
Sphincterelli.”


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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, Topic, Banner tag (13th #1)
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 2, 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 5
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 6
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 7
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — GrandObserver,ObtuseFunny

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