October 18th, 2006



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Please limit your trade show
snatches to three bags of crap
per greedy attendee. Thank you.


The Top 6 Worst Trade Show Giveaways


6> Calendars with pictures of naked engineers.

5> Big bag o’ glass.

4> Used tissues on a stick.

3> A 40-grit mousepad.

2> The return of your firstborn.

and the Number 1 Worst Trade Show Giveaway…

1> Leaky pens stamped “Don’s Dry Cleaning.”




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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 2
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3, Topic
Randy Travis, Wichita Falls, TX — 4, 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO