September 19th, 2001



The Top 6 Worst Things to
Hear Coming From the Next Cubicle


6> “Is limburger the king of cheeses or what?!”

5> The sound of toenail clippers being readied for a third foot.

4> “Has anybody seen my tarantula?”

3> “Hi, is this Trixie? What are you wearing? Hold on a sec, I’d better put you on speaker.”

2> Audible acne.

and the Number 1 Worst Thing to Hear Coming From the Next
Cubicle…

1> “I’d really like to hear more about your organization. Please come right up, Mr. Travolta.”




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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX — 1, 3, 4, 6
(Employee of the week! / Four-Day Weekend!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2
Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 5
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Banner Tag, RU list name
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — Prez & CEO