The Top 7 Worst Jobs
of the New Millennium

7> Ozzy Osbourne’s #%&$*! speech therapist.

6> Montana Coast Guard duty officer who disposes of the drowned Californians washed up on Bozeman Beach.

5> Infected piercings pus removal specialist at the Goth Retirement Home.

4> Anal probe scheduler for alien overlords.

3> Seminar organizer for Y3K preparedness.

2> HAL impersonator.

and the Number 1 Worst Job of the New Millennium…

1> Spin doctor for Michael Jackson.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1, 7 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 3
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Topic, Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO